News Junky Assessment/Analysis:
Chris Matthews:"is that foul smell that you spoke of earlier dead people?" thanks chris...we could have all just assumed that it might be the smell of dead people or a dead animal, but you are the news guy that wastes no time or bullshit.
Geraldo Rivera: i love how you made special note to get yourself on camera helping to carry an elderly woman in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs...even more i love how the guys in military gear kept having to push you back from helping...because you weren't. you are my ultimate drama queen and for this i both love and hate you...
Rita Crosby:
a) transexual
b)heavy smoker
c)recovering from tb
d) you really are a man, man.
e) all of the above
is it bad to continue watching her show for if nothing else because she may actually one day use the phrase "hey there sweetcakes..." on tv? revolting and yet she has the hypnotic draw of the character pat from snl.
there are many other news people, but these three are the targets above all, and the most fun to make fun of.
oh, and today i FINALLY figure out what i'm doing...by 6pm(at the end of the business day) i'll know where i am going to be in college for the next semseter.....THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!
posted by ekeith @ 4:15 PM
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