dane walks into a talent agency office and tells the agent that he's got the act of the century....6 rooms of vomit later, the talent agent, horrified by the gastrointestinal fireworks that he has just been witness to, asks "so what do you call this act?" dane replies "the aristocrats"...
the surprising comic: bob sagged...HILARIOUS!!! REALLY LOVE THAT GUY!!! He's such a dirty dan...
best impression: kevin pollak's impression of christopher walken telling the joke--so incredibly good it's scary...
favorite second-tier comic: the amazing jonathan...I LOVE this guy...so great.
greatest alternate of the aristocrats: three debutantes walk into a talent agency and they tell the agent that they have an incredible three sister act...margret brings out her cello and plays, charlotte brings out her grand piano and plays, and mary pulls out her violin...they proceed into mozart and then after finishing they put their instruments away and serve the agent a fabulous tea service....the agent is amazed and eyes a glitter asks the girls what they call this act..."the c*nt eating and sh*tting mother f*ckers"
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i had a pretty great monday...much better than the stress of that party.
--slept in[no class]
--got the cable fixed!!
--watched a movie on my computer
--read quite a bit for wed. class
--went to a GREAT dinner with a friends[tulane arch kid came in from washington to visit the house]
--saw one of the chicks from real world at the bar
--went to the movie aristocrats and LAUGHED SOOO FREAKIN HARD!!!
--the taxi cab driver on the way home turned up the music so that we could sing to rolling stones honky tonk girl-and he sang along too!
--had a drink
--had a hot shower
--went to bed snuggled in my thick blanket... =)
the only thing missing from my monday....a massage!
song of the day: express yourself by madonna
posted by ekeith @ 1:31 PM
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