Gardenburger: a poem of devotion
by erin keith
gardenburger, gardenburger
it is you that i greet
when i can't enjoy a barbeque
where they cook lots of meat
the smell is so fantastic,
but i just can not partake,
of the ribs, hamburgers
or even a big fat steak
thank you again for your soy bean goodness
without your mushrooms, rice, and other
i would be in a mess
i can now feel comfortable
and easily blend in
when the meat eaters are also enjoying
their great "din din"
i am a loyal customer
this poem i present to you
now everyone knows
that without you i'd be blue
posted by ekeith @ 10:38 PM
5 Comments:
Interviewer: wow erin, a poem of devotion to gardenburger...but are you REALLY devoted?
Erin: **shifts in her chair** well yes, i have to say that i am.
Int: so what prompted this inspiring peice of literature?
Erin: well, you know my studio has been having barbeques out at irving's house...he's the guy that lives next door to our construction site--and the guy is one hell of a cook...but i could never fully enjoy his culinary arts..as i had to eat dinner before attending.**pause** i'm a vegetarian and we had only purchased meat products.**looks down in shame and shifts again in chair**
Int: Go on...
Erin: well, THIS time we bought gardenburgers so that myself and 2 other vegetarians could also eat dinner there...i felt like i was finally accepted by the meat eaters!! I finally felt the love!!
Int: well there you have it folks...we CAN all get along...
fake meat products rock!!
erin you are soooo crazy!!!!
MICHEAL GARRETT!!! Hey there!!
how's it going?!!?? you can see how things are with me...
HEY...i'll be coming into town on the 25th and i expect you to hang out with me at some point!! the kb squad's gotta stick together!! give me a ring between the 25th and the 29th(that is when i expect to be in town)!!
until then...keep rockin
yay the 25th is my birthday! call me!
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